This list could go on and on, but I will keep it short.
5. Getting my ankles checked. Dude, I my ankles are bare. You see my brown skin...
4. The security guard repeatedly used the wand to check my boots. Not just once, but twice.
3. The security guard checking to make sure I have nothing hidden in my bra....thoroughly. Lady, I'm not hiding anything in there. I'm just big chested.
2. The security guard checking my waistline. Really? Why must your thumbs be in my pants?
And the #1 weirdest thing to happen to me why getting "randomly" searched at every airport was...
1. Getting my hair checked. I had my hair up in a small bun. It was smaller than usual (I am known to rock bigger buns, like sock buns). It was the first time I did not set off any alarms, but the woman insisted that I, little sorority girl, who was wearing her letters, get my bun checked. What was she planning on finding in there other than split ends and dandruff? I don't know. Ladies, Be sure to wear your hair down when flying. The security checks are a hassle, and they mess up your hair.
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